Zombie tools reality show

After a deadly plague kills most of the world's population, the remaining survivors split into two groups - one led by a benevolent elder and the other by a malevolent being - to face each other in a final battle between good and evil.

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Set in a world destined for extinction as women have stopped having children. When remarkably embryos are successfully fertilized, a national lottery is held to decide the surrogates. Votes: 1, TV 60 min Drama. Zombies are notoriously easy to kill. They are slow and comically dumb. Also, they dress very shabbily. In most depictions, they are unable to muster the wit to use any sort of weapon. They are moaning, leg-dragging props in your master-warrior fantasy. Gore without guilt.

Judging by the two independent ZT fan pages on Facebook, owners mostly just take pictures of their blades for others to gawk at. When not doing that, they are typically chopping tree trunks, slicing flying potatoes, taking whacks at bamboo sticks or slicing aluminum cans. Perhaps not quite as heroic as saving the planet, but it makes for a fine internet video. Instead, the company sells direct from their website and from a booth at the lone blade show they attend every year.

Zombie Tools, then, is a collection of craftspeople making archaic weapons, largely by hand, ostensibly to prepare for a variety of apocalypse that is clearly not coming, to battle a monster that does not exist. Yet the company relies entirely on that most modern of technologies, the internet, to market and sell its product. Then, with the tip of the blade in a vice, Max bends The Deuce to a cringe-worthy 90 degrees. The video finishes with Joey chopping at a concrete Jersey barrier until, after all the absurd abuse, the blade finally snaps and nearly hits Chris, manning the camera.

In , Max parted ways with Zombie Tools in a not-entirely-amicable break. A couple years after that, Chris took a buyout of his stake in the company. But ZT continues on in the same vein as ever, although it is, apparently, considerably more productive than it once was. The chemistry of the crew is the easy rapport of bartenders, or at least a group of people who met at the bar while drunk. The entire ZT employee manual consists of 22 words stretched over four pages.

Page one: Zombie Tools Employee Manuel [sic]. Page three: Hot things are hot, sharp things are sharp. Page four: The eye of tightness never blinks.

They are stewards of a righteous thing, sailors aboard a pirate ship, co-conspirators. A largely self-taught pack of craftspeople who have been successful enough to support their off-kilter lifestyle by creating tools ostensibly made for what amounts to an internet meme run amok.

But it was never about the zombies, was it? It was about grabbing two fistfuls of fuck yeah in the rush of a suitably dark, fun moment in pop culture. Zombie Tools may be a company built on archaic weapons, but theirs is a uniquely modern story.

Around noon, Joey calls for an impromptu lunch, and five of us head to the nearby German-themed brew pub. The Zombie Tools folks are familiar faces.

No work gets done that afternoon. People start congregating in Bay 9, a de facto clubhouse and company showroom. Beer continues to flow freely. The conversation veers wildly. By p. I have to go, and so I do. The party shows no signs of stopping. Learn More: Here. Today's Best Deals. Type keyword s to search. Today's Top Stories. Photos Top cast Edit.

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This show is inspired by the British series "Dead Set". Also set in a tv studio, but this this time It's not Big Brother.